THE TWEETED BIBLE

Text: Therefore hear now this, thou that art given to pleasures, that dwellest carelessly, that sayest in thine heart, I am, and none else beside me; I shall not sit as a widow, neither shall I know the loss of children: But these two things shall come to thee in a moment in one day, the loss of children, and widowhood: they shall come upon thee in their perfection for the multitude of thy sorceries, and for the great abundance of thine enchantments. (Isaiah 47:8-9)

Tweet: To smugly conjure yourself up as the center of the universe is to sentence your universe to an inevitable and instantaneous implosion.